[Connie to Schmidt and Nick:]
A word of advice: do not mess with me. This past year has been the worst year of my life. First, my cat died. Then my husband left me for our neighbor, and so I had to listen to them having sex through our bedroom wall every single night. And then he left my neighbor for my mother, which is, like, a very long story that I don’t really want to get into. Then my other cat died. Then I ran over a dog while I was driving to the vet with our dead cat on my lap. You guys messed with my business… now I’m gonna have to destroy you.
Pretty much sums up the state of my mind sometimes these days.